English Questions Answers. Worth Smiling

[R. M. Dixit]

Teacher in the class : Now Boys what ever I ask
I want you all to answer At Once. How much 9
MULTIPLY 9?

All Boys said At Once.

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Teacher to Pintoo you brought
poor marks in the exam. Hav you ever
had 100 so far.?

Pintoo, yes Sir When doctor take
temprature it came 100.

[Worthless]

Nice , but i think it should be in jokes sec ...

[DexteR]

pehle wala samajh nahi aya

[Killer]

mujhe bhi..

[Mr. Bean]

[R. M. Dixit]

pehle wala samajh nahi aya

Very simple. Teacher ne kaha
main question poonchta hoon
answer dena " At once"
Teacher asked how much 9X9
Boys said At once ( immeditly)
repeat ker diya. Is it okay.
Ager abhi bhi na aaya to 2maro morn.
toilet main aayega thats most peaceful
place for concentration. Bye

[naz]

[captain planet]

pintoo very true

[R. M. Dixit]

Shukriya Naz hansne ke liye.
Ye jo urdu main kya likha hai
badkismati se I cant read.
Maine Pak Serial dramas U Tube

per 3-4 dekhe hai rafta rafta. Ache lage.

[true friend]