Jokes Competition June 2011

[naz]

Is month ap ko wo JOkes jo Crickters wagera per hotey hain wo share karne hain.

Rules :


1 ... Aik member aik he bar Share Karsakta hai.
2 ... Aik jaisa mat share kijeye ga.
3 ... Comp ki last Date 21 June hai.
4 ... Please be advised that there will be no poll for deciding the competition winner. From now on Admin Jury will decide who the winner for each competition is.

[Paras]

Sachin�s son:Mummy mummy! dekho papa six pe six maar rahe hain.

Sachin�s wife: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga

[~**IRFAN ~**]

Phone Call for Shohaib Malik:
Pakistan Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Shohaib this is his wife."
Pakistan Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"

[Aab Deeda]

[~arzoo~]

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

[dove]

*Pak Players E-Mail Address’s:

Salman Butt-
In-Out_In-Out@ Home-Only.Com

Kamran Akmal-
Drop-A-Catch@ Crucial_Period.Com

Younis Khan-
Useless@ All_Levels.Com

Shoaib Malik-
Useful_Only@ India_Games.Com

Misbah-Ul-Haq-
Playing4free@ God’s_Will.Com

Mohammad Yousuf:
30_Overs_Waste@Slow_Pace.Com

Inazamam Ul Haq:
1st-Of-All_Thanks-2-Allah@ ICL.Com

Shahid Afridi-
Over-Rated@ Boom_Boom.Com

Rana Naved-Ul-Hasan-
Always4enemy_Service@Free.Com

Fawad Alam-
Why-I-M-There@God_Knows.Com

Umar Gul-
Yorker_Master@T20.Com

Shoaib Akhtar-
Found@Pcb-Head_Office.Com

Danish Kaneria
Available_Only@ Test_Level.Com..

[nirma1230]

Dhoni to Sanggakara:

Ajj mere pass tind hai..
......Plastic ki trophy hai..
Tumhare paas kya hai?
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Sanggakara: mere pass Maaaaaaaa
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Linga hai..

[Assassins]

At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win),
Ganguly to Ramesh "I am not comfortable with Akhtar's pace. So I
will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar."

After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board),
Ramesh to Ganguly "These guys are bowling very fast. We will see
them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain."

After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling),
Ganguly to Dravid "I don't think we can score off these guys as
well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily
attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler."

After Afridi bowled some overs,
Dravid to Robin Singh "Don't worry, Robin. I heard that England
bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the
next match."

At the end of the match,
Joshi to Mongia "Why didn't u try to force the pace?"

Mongia to Joshi "No, yaar. If I try to force the pace against these
bowlers, I will get out. There is only one way by which I can score runs fastly without getting out."

Joshi to Mongia "What is it?"

Mongia to Joshi " You have to bowl to me."

[DexteR]

5 captains are standing in a room boasting about their teams batting skills:

austrailian captain: hum to sirf 4 marte hain

england captain: to kia , hum to sirf 6 marte hain

south african captain: lo bhai, yeh kia hum to 4 aur 6 marte hain

indian captain: (sees the best has been taken so shrugs and says) hum to bhai style marte hain

everyone looks at the relaxed pakistani captain who says: hum to seedha coach marte hain

[O.o Ashi o.O]

Worldcup harne k baad.
Misbah ki ammi ne us se kaha:”Beta bazar se dahi la do
misbah ne socha bahir niklun ga to log maren ge is liye burqa pehen k nikla.
Bazar puhncha hi tha k ek orat ne us se pucha.
“Tum Misbah ho na?”
Us ne ghabra k kaha
Nhi to.
Us orat ne kaha:”daro mat Me umar gul hon!