A Pakistani boy took admission in an american school.
Teacher: whats ur name?
boy: nadir
teacher: now u r in usa n ur name is johny from today...
boy went home and mom asked how was the day nadir?
boy i m an american now call me johny
mom and dad got offended and beat him up
next day he went to school
teacher: what happened nadir?
boy: mam, just 6 hours after i became an american, i was attacked by two Pakistani terrorist...