..Assassin k lye proposal..

[LoViNg IrFaN]

iffi itni achi bhabi kaha se mili u ko

bs ye na pucho kahan se mili

kahan say talashi ya bhabi..../up

bari mushkil se labbi hai bari minnat smajaat ki tb ja k assasin bhai k lye raazi hwen ye

koi assassins sey uski marzi bhi puch lou

merzi
bhai un ka bs nhi chal rha hoga baraat le k kal pohanch jaon

Allah amiiiiiiiii

draaaaa dia

pyari hain
agay sy 2 dant v ni toothpaste ka kharcha v bachy ga

rang b inaaaaaaaaaaa saaaaf

kyun sheesha dekh lya kiya



han na dekho toothpaste ka kharcha b kam hwakarega assasin bhai ka

choto meri tah-e-dil se dua hai k tumhain bhi aisee pur kashish dulhan naseeb ho

kehtay haina jo apney liay pasand kero wohi dojey k liay bhi




to jo kiya hai usey poori tarah wusoolo











wesey choto maasi in aunty ko to rishta manzoor hoga per DP ka kehna bhi theek hai k .qazi dulhan k saath dulha ki raza mandi bhi maloom kerli jaiey

aap kesi baten karing


apne doston k lye banda jo pasand kare wesi hi apne lye thori karsakta hai

ye one 1 only hain aur sirf assasin k lye aur esi ki koi aur nhi hain


aur mere lye jo abhi dua ki hai wo is short notice pe change karlen shabash


Assassin ko bilkul manzur hoga bal k tayyaryan shru kardi honge

[LoViNg IrFaN]

ye kon churail the...koi me ko hosh main lae...pani pheko me pe...main kon hoon

main kahan hoon bhai

assassins kon hai kis k naseeb phorne ki koshish ki hai iffi ne

husan dekh k ye haal hogya

g han bhabi he hain waqai main apki bhabi hain but kisi aur bhai se

jo phol sambhal k rakhta haina farewell walay unhone yahan par galti se apni wali ki share kardi hai

u ki soyi abhi tk farewell wale phool pe hi atki hwi hai

WALAIKUM ASSALAM

mane jab thread parhna start ki to mere zehan main to kuch aur he tha magr u ne to us se b bara bomb phor dya

yar inna zulm mujh masoom pe

waise ab to meko paka hogya hai iffi k u k farewell walay pholon ki kahani pe me ki commentary sahi the n u ko us bat k lene k dene pargae hain han dekhna bilkul aise he cycle charhaonga main b u pe

iffi yar u ko aur dhondte yar u ko me klye koi haseen pari dhond k lani chahye the kokaaf se n u ne is churail ko mere mathay laganay ki koshish ki

ab u dekhna main u klye b koi mast se bandi dhondta hoon

haha

bhai ek to itna favour kya itny achi bhabhi dhundhi upar se esi baten karing ... not fair


bs baki baten choro mjhe thanks kaho aur tayyaryan pakro bhai jan


esi moqay kbhi kbhi milte hain bs shukar kro

waqai dono ki she ki n u ki hena...

waise ye aunt to karachi ki he laging pata nahi q

bhai ab sharmana choro

dekha.... bhanda put gya phle se hi jan'ne wale niklay u to

;( iffi ye kya horaha hai

paras u fikar not aise he chand soraj wali na mane b dhondna start kardi hai iffi klye...

u ko sach bataon na to ye iffi ka plan tha wo asal main dar raha tha apni wali samne lane main islye usne me klye ye sara scene banaya k agar scene clear laga he ko to wo apna pata phenkega

iffi bhai q sharma rahay ho...dekho koi kuch nahi bolega share kardo apni wali ki pic...api ne kuch nahi kehna aur b koi kuch nahi kahega u bas share kardo...

u ko koi topi mere sar pe ab fit nhi ane wali

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[LoViNg IrFaN]

iffi yar u awain ghabra rahay ho mane kaha tha na u ko k koi kuch nahi kahega agar u thread lagatay he "Assassins ki bhabi" k nam se to b kisi ne aitiraz nahi karna tha...abi dekho sab khush horhay haina sab ne bhabi man lya hai she ko ;((

aur u mjhpe shak karing yar apne bhai pe ye to u ne had he kardi aj

u ne thread k title main proposal ka word use kya yar u ne soch b kaise lya k main apne bhai iffi ki amanat main khayanat karonga yar wo u ki hai u ki he rahegi pakka u na b likhte to meri u ki deal hue the na wo u ki hai to bas wo u ki he rahegi...

chalo ab u k proposal word ka faida hoga

chalo mane ab inkar kardya reject kardya ab u ka kam bangya shabash jaldi se sab ko batado ab apna aur bhabi ka

magar aj u ne shak kar k me ko bara hurt kya meri bhabi hai pagley wo u na b likhte proposal ka word to b khair the

mene kaha na u ki koi topi mere sar pe fit nhi ayegi



bs rona dhona band karo shabash qismat ki devi meherban hai u pe bs moujan karo moujan

yehi to yar koi me se b to poche

mjh masoom se koi pochta he nahi hai iffi u ne agar aisa plan kya tha meri bhabi lane klye to u mjhse ye wala plan to share karte yar...parso sari rat u ne mere sath plan kye n jo plan u ne apni unko pane ka kya tha wo to implement kya he nahi kuch aur he kardya aur me se share b nahi kya

fikar na kar mere bhai wo tere he hai

dekhlo iffi sab razamand hai

ab u ne meri bhabi ko yahan par apni bhabi k tor pr pesh kya sab accept kar rahay hain u ka plan mast raha ab u apna batado sab ko ...aik din to samne ani he haina bat

asal main scene aisa hai k ye iffi bhai k he karnamay hain apne lye bas wo dar rahay ahin sab k samne pesh karte hue islye he ne plan kar k share kardya k pehle chek karon kaisa response ata hai phir share karonga

iffi na buhat chalak hai


dulha ki fikar na karo iffi bhai to hain he razi...is time aise uchal rahay honge u logon k aise comments parh kar k na pocho u...sir ja kar chat se takra raha hga aur bleeding b horhi hogi magar khushi k maray iffi ko dard aur bleeding ka pata b nahi chal rha hoga...iffi mere bhai mubarik ho

haahahah bhai ab bs b kro khushi k marey u to pagal hi hogye ho

u to kafi impress hogae ho bhabi se

u b minton mai aisi ban sakti ho

aur paste ka b kharcha bach sakta hai u k

agar 2 danton ka bachana hai to 2 sahi warna agar u ne full kharcha bachana hai to u 2 k bajae na saray he dant nikalwalo magar dentist se nahi se

aur daily din main 4 se 5 bar cherry blossom lagaya karo n coal ka mask bana kar lagaya karo aur phir raig mar le kar cars k zaya hue engine oil se u mun ka masag kya karo fit hojaega balkay meri bhabi n iffi ki unse b zada fit hojaega


ab u ye na pochna k me ko ye sab kaise pata
chalo main bata he deta hoon iffi apna bhai haina to wo me se mere bhabi ki n iffi ki "un" ki beauty tips share karta rehta hai lol

u ne achi tips deen hain


ye b bhabhi se puch k di hongen na

Oh Acha, to yeh plan tha Irfan ka....... hmmmm han waqai koi kuch nahi kahay ga , Admin Team tu khush hugi yahan Sd par khushion k Shadiyanay machay gay hai na naz baji , Allah kitna maza aye ga in dono ki itni paaali paali dulhanay hain , yaqenan Irfan ki bhi boht achi hugi, intizar rahay ga apni doosri bhabhi daikhne ka!

haha

phr intetezar hi kejye...

touba touba Iffi

u ne hum sab ko dara diya hai

haha
koi bat nhi hojata hai

[LoViNg IrFaN]

ALLAH khair iffi mamoo k sat itna zulam to na karo
u ne to us ki sari khawaheshat pe pani pair dia bechary ne socha kis ko hoga or nikli kaisi

maza b tab hi ata hai jb kuch alag sa hojaye
aur assasin bhai bht khush hain bal k khushi se paglya gye hain

hawwwwww u aise mat kaho dil tot jaega iffi ka iffi k dil k arman tot jainge kirchion ki tarhan bikhar jaingay

iffi hijab mazak kar rahi hai u carry on meri aur sab ki bhabi yani u ki "wo" sab ne approve kardi hai...tension nahi lena ka

becharay

lolzziyaan.

mera app ko aik muswara hay app ko inni Beautiful larki duniya mainkahin bhi nahi milni issi sey sahdi ker lain

dekho assasin kitny pasand ayi sb ko .... ab karlo jaldi se shadi sab ne bola shru kardya hai

ufffffffff Allah

chotay bhai...yeh u k liye b waisay sahi rahay gi..


chalo ais ki dosri sis u rakh lo


wasiay ais ki or motu bhai ki sehat ik jesi he hai

yahan bandar bant nhi lagi hwi
ye assasin rakhle us ki sis main rakhlun

esay husan ka haqdar sirf assasin bhai hi hain

kue iffi ke liye u ne dhondi hai kiya
wase b kis ka damag harab hai jo iffi ke liye mane

kisi ka to hoga

inhon nai alert hi nahi kiya k kamzor dil na daikhain

abhi me bhabhi ko aur ghour say daikh laita na to me ko koi nahi daikh pata ayenda yahan par

itna husan phle kbhi nhi dekha hoga u ne islye

yar iffi naraz hojaega aise mat bolen

iffi nhi u

[~*Rano*~]

yahan bandar bant nhi lagi hwi
ye assasin rakhle us ki sis main rakhlun

esay husan ka haqdar sirf assasin bhai hi hain

u ko bandar chahiye

waisay bandariya b suit kare gi u saath

sochtay hain phir kch


or motu bhai ki jori tu haseeen hai

[Mr. Bean]

yar iffi naraz hojaega aise mat bolen

iffi naraz ho jaye to hojaye konsa meri Girl Friend hai woh

[Mr. Bean]

dekha na bean bhai kinna kinna zulm hua me pe

haan waqayi zulm to hai par larki k sath

[Mr. Bean]

itna husan phle kbhi nhi dekha hoga u ne islye

pehaly kiya bhai je me too baad main bhi kabhi na daikhna chahon itta husn woh bhi aik sath

[Mr. Bean]

umer hi asi hai ap ki dil tu kamzor huna hi tha

hayela filmy dialogue maara u nai Piyar to hona hi tha ki jaga Dil to Kamzor hona hi tha

[Raniii]

dekhlo iffi u ko kinni appreciation mil rahi hai u awain dar rahay the

heeheh mainne iffi ko to nahi kaha
app ko kaha hay
app ker lain