Mobile Mania Competition July 2011

[naz]

ap ko APna FAV SMS share karna hia...jo ke Funny Hona chahye

Rules :


1 ... Aik member aik he bar Share Karsakta hai.
2 ... Aik jaisa mat share kijeye ga.
3 ... Comp ki last Date 21 July hai.
4 ... Please be advised that there will be no poll for deciding the competition winner. From now on Admin Jury will decide who the winner for each competition is.

[cute parsa]

Man 2 sArdas:Ap ne kItnay Country vIsit kIay Hain?
Sardar: 3
Man:k0n k0n sE?
Sardar:
India
Bharat
Hindustan.

[mufliha]

A Guy Searching,

These Keywords on Google:

"How to Tackle A Wife.."









Google Search Result:

"Good Morning, Sir..!

Even We are Searching.."

[naponnamja]

1 sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab
thi,

Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne kaha k in k TEST honge,

SARDAR bola Inki umar zyada hai,

TEST nhi,
one DAY karwalen.

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Kabhi toot k bikhro to mujhe yad karlena Sanam...
Hum thora bht welding ka kaam bhi jantey hain..!!

[waqar saleem]

sukoon ka aik lamha bhi muyassar nahi mujh ko



biwi ko sulaata hoon tu mashooka jaag jati hai

[Sadaf Gondal]

Hum to Assambly tootne ka sun rahe the FARAZ

Musharraf to Resign de kar chala gaya

[zubeguri]

height of disturbance:
larka: pen hey??
larki:nhe
larka: pen hy?
larki: nhe hey
larkathori dair baad) pen hey??
larki:nhe hey nhe hey nhe hey...r ab ki baar poocha to hathori sey sir phaar dun gi
larka:hathori hey
larki:nhe hy
larka: to phr pen hy???;D

[dove]

1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hai

Frnd: Us k pas cirgut lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k chehrey pe mar k kehna
"Janu agr tm kaho to ye aadat b chor skta hoon"

Us ne ja kr aisa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jawab dia

"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"

[Dott]

w may bi es competition may hisa lunghi


JOKE:

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. … (hehe)