Jokes Competition July 2011

[Raniii]

Assalam O Alaikum

is month app ko "Bewakoofoon(stupids)" per jokes share kernay hain

Rules :


1 ... Aik member aik he bar Share Karsakta hai.
2 ... Aik jaisa mat share kijeye ga.
3 ... Comp ki last Date 21 July hai.
4 ... Please be advised that there will be no poll for deciding the competition winner. From now on Admin Jury will decide who the winner for each competition is.

[cute parsa]

aik bewaqoof nay A.C LAGWAYA
kisi nay kaha: aap ko tou sardi buhat lagti thi



bewaqoof : jinab hum nay A.C ulta lagwaya hay garm hawa andar jati hay aur thandi bahar

[udass shaam]

Agr Koi Tmhare Paas Aye Or Kahy
“Tum Bewaqoof Ho“
To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
.
.
Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin.
Teri mharbani….

[Seven Tiles]

Dr nay 1 pagal se poocha

Tum chhat se kyun latak rahe ho?

Pagal : me 1 bulb hun


Dr: to jal kyun nhi rahe


Pagal: bewaqoof ye pakistan he
load shedding horhi he

[dove]

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

[aneeza]

Sardar to his friend: Kal me ne easy load walon ko bewaqoof banaya hai

Friend: Wo kesay?




Sardar: me ne usko 1000 rupau dya or galar number likhwa dya

[Dott]

lolzzzz aneeza

[Zain]

Pyar me "Zuban" chup ho
to "Ankhen" bolti hain
.
.
.
.
"ankhen chup hon to "Dil"
bolta hy.
.
.
.
.
Aur agr Dil chup ho to
malom hy kon bolta hy
.
.
kon??
,
.
.
.
Bewakoof.
.
.
.
Molvi bolta hy
"4 tkbir namaz e jnaza

[Deadly Shadow]

aik bewakoof road pr kuch tlaash kr rha tha k aik shaks ny us sy pucha k kia talash kr rhy ho.
bewakoof ny kaha k meri sui ghar my gir gai hy woh talaash kr rha hun
admi ny kaha k ghar pr gumi hy to yahan kun dhund rhy ho
bewakuf bola ghar pr andhaira hy is liaya

[Sumyya]

FUTURE PLANNING

Once Oldman waiting 4 Train sitting
at Bench.
A Boy
came & asked Time.
0ldman refuse
2 tell Time
Boy insisted
again n again
But Oldman denied
Boy asked Reason?
Oldman :
If i tell U the Time, then
u will ask abt Me
my name
job etc
Then
I ask about u
both of us will be frank.
By chance u
may get seat wid me.
Then u may get down at my station.
My daughter will come 2 recieve me.
She will meet u
She is beautiful
U may fall in love wid her
she too
Then
she insist me 2 marry u
&
Em sorry
I m nt silly
I dont want a poor son-in-law
who doesnt even hv his own watch 2 c the
Time

Boy: Fittay mu tera Babay.....