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[Assassins]

dost is liay to kaha hy k sirf aik bar chala jaun. un k dor my zindagi guzarny ki thori baat ki hy. sirf unky zamany ko apni ankhon sy dekhun warna to is umat my paida hona bohot bari nemat hy

ye b sahi kaha k is ummat main hone he buhat bara ahsan hai ALLAH PAAK ka hum pe...

[Assassins]

walikum asalam
nice topic /up

mai pehle q se hi start karing

1)what is ur dream

I want to become a pilot

me ka b tha but inna ez to hai pilot banna u bas 2 sutay lagao chars wali cigerete k phir jahan se b u ne guzarna hai sab yehi kahenge k chaz eeeeee oooooeeeeeeee

[Assassins]

rola daine wala jawab aya tha par sd ki awam ko rulanay ka mood nahe raat k is pehar :s

wes 12 me ne keh k hola hath he rakha hai

inna hola

mana k shadi k mamle main u buhat bechain ho but u ne bilkul aise farmaish ki hai jaise sab koi banda buhat bhoka ho aur khana ae to bas uska bas na chale k sab kuch he uthale aur kafi khana leleta hai magar end main na usk pait main itni jaga hoti hai aur na he us main itni himmat hoti hai k khana hazam kare waise he u ne b bol to lya bara ka but hazam u se aik b nahi honi

[Assassins]

mei kis ka ans dun sab kitne mushkil

api u batao kis ka ans chahiye

inne mazay k questions to hain

[Assassins]

filhal to yehi policy hai k zikar kiye jaye aur jiye jaye ayenda ka lahay amal baad main hi teh kiya jayega

u lagta hai kisi govt representative se mil kar ae ho ya koi talkshow dekh k arahy ho

[Assassins]

larkay andaza aur paishan goyi to u nai theek hi ki hai itta taras k aur tarap k kuch milta hai to uski qadar zayada ho jati hai

par u nai G ka istemaal kuch zayada kardiya jo takalluf ka andiya daita hai aur u ko kia lagta hai k main itta takalluf karon ga

nahi nahi itna kahan me ko to lagta hai k u is se b kaeeeee gunah zada karogay

mane to sirf g g likha hai but u ne to ap janab aur lakhnow wali urdu start kardeni hai

[Hijaab]

oye Nido and Mufi, nakhray mat karo
aray u dono especial especial ho na
ise liye hum achay achay sawalaat u logon ke liye chour rahay hein.
bus ab achay say jawab dou
naj mat ho na

[Mr. Bean]

inna hola

mana k shadi k mamle main u buhat bechain ho but u ne bilkul aise farmaish ki hai jaise sab koi banda buhat bhoka ho aur khana ae to bas uska bas na chale k sab kuch he uthale aur kafi khana leleta hai magar end main na usk pait main itni jaga hoti hai aur na he us main itni himmat hoti hai k khana hazam kare waise he u ne b bol to lya bara ka but hazam u se aik b nahi honi

Fittey Munh Taada v tey Taadi Misaal tey V

Munh tey changa par gallan changiyan nahi kar sakda kia

[Mr. Bean]

u lagta hai kisi govt representative se mil kar ae ho ya koi talkshow dekh k arahy ho

nahi je hamari to adat ho gayi hai is word ko sunnay ki isliya ab apni rooz marrah ki zindagi main bhi istemaal karna shoro kardiya hai

[Mr. Bean]

nahi nahi itna kahan me ko to lagta hai k u is se b kaeeeee gunah zada karogay

mane to sirf g g likha hai but u ne to ap janab aur lakhnow wali urdu start kardeni hai

main nai kia karlaina hai paa je Batain hi kar rahay hain filhal to hona to wahi hai jo sab sath hota hai

Lakhnow wali Urdu Oo Bhai hamari karachi wali hi nahi sambhal rahi hum say lakhnow ki kahan bolain gai