Jokes Competition Of August 2011

[Raniii]

Assalam O Alaikum Wr Wb

iss month(August) app ko *santa banta* per Jokes share kernay hain .

Rules
1) aik member aik hi joke share karey ga or aik jaisa joke share nahi ki jye ga.

2)Competition ki last date 21 August hay.

3) Winner Admin(Naz,Sheem) decide karin gee.

[Sadaf Gondal]

Santa calls up White House & says-I want to be the next President of the USA.

Obama-Are you an idiot?

Santa-Why? Is it compulsory?

[cute parsa]

Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'...

[мιѕнααℓ]

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye…

[~arzoo~]

santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto

a man asks snta

why are u removing a wheel from ur auto


santa : cnt u read the doa

parking is only 2 wheel

hehehehe

[Raniii]

interviewer: let me check your english...Tell me opposite...

Good

Santa : BAD

Interviewer : come

Santa : GO

Interviewer : Ugly

Santa : pichli

Interviewer : Pichli???

Santa : Ugli

Interviewer : Shut up :@

Santa : keep talking

Interviewer : ok now stop these all

Santa : now carry on these all

Interviewer : abay chup ho ja.... chup ho ja... chup ho ja

Santa : abay bolta reh .....bolta reh ....bolta reh

Interviewer : Aray yaar...!!!

Santa : aray Dushman

Interviewer : Get out

Santa : come in

Interviewer : you are rejected

Santa : I am selected

[Marryam]

Ultimate logic of Santa
Banta: What is the opposite of 'Achaar'?
Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onion.

[Arl-laM]

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That's terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.'

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Santa ek dafa apni mehbooba se milne gya
aur apne pyar ka izhar karte hwe bola "I Love You" aur foran gir para

Mehbooba:
Aap ko kya hwa... achanak kese gir gye?

Santa:
I fall in love

[naz]