SMS Killing

[Mr. Bean]

acha aisa tu larkiyan karti hian

larkiyan kaisa karti hain is say meno ki

hum aisa hi kartay hain aur karain gai hun tenu ki

[Mr. Bean]

bean bhai ye to u ki bilkul ishtehariyun wali harkat hai k jab tak khabri ki confirmation na ho u call nahi chukte

larkay yeh karna parhta hai protocol wese to ab aksar me ko jaan gaye hain jo pehli baar karta hai fone woh sms kar k karta hai falan hon fone chuk lawo

aksar to aisa bhi howa ahi k fone na chuknay par samnay walay nai sms kya k fone "utha bay " me nai reply main keh diya " Mera fone hai tere Papa ka nahi nah utha raha" Majboran ussay naam batana para

[Mr. Bean]

yar u ko suta mar k dekhte hue mjhe yad agya aj me ka b buhat mood tha rat k 130 pe mane to socha b tha k khared loon baki intezam to mane karlya tha sipari aur dew khared li the but samjh nahi araha tha k cigerete loon to konsi loon islye b ruk gya aur bas waise b k gusa hai thek hai but dil nahi man raha tha k is shadeed noyiat k gusay main b ye sab karon

Please yaar yeh nahi peena kabhi shughal main bhi nahi main bhi SD par hi peeta hon waisay main nahi peeta yeh

[Mr. Bean]

uncle i think k ye larki hai nam se to aisa he lag raha hai

han g aur wo delete karne walay scene ka maza to tab ata haina jab banda sath he ho aur usk samne delete karay msgs aur bean untle u msgs k mamle main to sochna b mat q k jab main b karta hoon msgs start to mere kabi kabi buhat heeeeeeeee zada hojatay hain aur main khud he pochleta hoon doston se k yar zada to nahi hogae phir wo kehte hain k hath hola rakha kar becharay takalufan batatay b nahi hain

abay to mere halka hoja kehnay say woh konsa larka ho gayi hai jo u loog itti tension lai rahay ho

hamain to aisa hi banda chahiye tha k jo msgs karna shoro ho to fir khud hi bhool jaye k band bhi karna hai

aidiyaan gallan 1 single miss call u say di nahi gayi hai ab tak aur chawalain daikho apni

[naz]

yar u ko suta mar k dekhte hue mjhe yad agya aj me ka b buhat mood tha rat k 130 pe mane to socha b tha k khared loon baki intezam to mane karlya tha sipari aur dew khared li the but samjh nahi araha tha k cigerete loon to konsi loon islye b ruk gya aur bas waise b k gusa hai thek hai but dil nahi man raha tha k is shadeed noyiat k gusay main b ye sab karon

me se poch lete

[naz]

u ko meki fone ki fankariyan pata nahi hain k kya kya harkatain ki hain u ko aik aur kahani dasta hoon jab main matric main tha to har koi fone pe mjhe larki samjhta tha awaz kafi shrill the sab me ko mere sister samjhte the khala ya koi b call karay to yehi kehta tha

u ko pata he hoga moin khan ka wo me ki Ammi k czn b haina to me k pas number tha mane new sim li the pata nahi 9th main tha ya 10th main tha main to pehle to awain shughal melay main bells he ka scene hota tha but wo call karleta tha to ab mjhe larki samjh k he bat karta tha magar main us time tha kacha khilari kabi kabi mere mun se nikaljata tha k han main us time free honGA ya kuch aisa jis se lagta tha k main larka hoon wo confuse b hojata tha but phir jaldi he main wapis usko aise karleta tha k wo man jata tha k main larki he hoon

us time par unk pas insta ka connection hota tha wo jo 0320 se hota tha shaid uska code kuch aisa scene tha

but is larki wali awaz ka meko bara faida hua ab nahi pehle tha ye sab phir mjhe thori awaz moti karni pari khud se har koi samjhta tha k larki ne fone attend kya hai ghar pe b n mobile pe b

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