Ek SardaarG train main safer ker
rahe the. Ticket Collector bola,
Ticket please. DaarG bole right wala
left wala kaunsa ticket.
TT bola ye kya baakws hai.?

DaarG bole ye right pocket wala aur
ye left pocket ka ticket. TT bole ye
2 ticket kyon. DaarG bole ager ek gum jaye
to doosra kam ajaye.

TT bola dono gum ho jaye to kya karoge.?

Daar G ne pagri hata ke tesra ticket
( Railway ka Paas) nikala ye kaam aayega.