Pappu: Tumari Cow Doodh deti hai?
Gappu : Nahin nikalna perta hai.
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Gappu : Tumare new Garden mai kya
kya lagaya hai.
Pappu : Abhi to daddy ne filhaal ek
Maali (Baagban) lagaya hai.
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Teacher: Gappu where were you born?
Gappu : Thiruvantamabad.
Teacher: Can you spell it?
Gappu : Sorry Sir, I think I was born
in Karachi.