Teacher:-
John, why are you so late ?

John:-
I was throwing stones into the river.

Teacher:-
Okaay, well take your seat.

Teacher:-
Bob, why are you also late ?

Bob:-
I was also throwing stones into the river.

Teacher:-
gr8, well, sit down.
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New Boy walks in ;
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Teacher:-
oh so you're our new student. whats your name? and why are you all wet?

New boy:-
My name is Teacher:-
John, why are you so late ?

John:-
I was throwing stones into the river.

Teacher:-
Okaay, well take your seat.

Teacher:-
Bob, why are you also late ?

Bob:-
I was also throwing stones into the river.

Teacher:-
gr8, well, sit down.
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New Boy walks in ;
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Teacher:-
oh so you're our new student. whats your name? and why are you all wet?

New boy:-
My name is Stones :s :