lolx
Adosan : Mai to apne shohar se bahut
pareshaan hoon. Raat ko neend main ber-barete
hain.
Padosan, ye to kuch bhi nahin, mere wale
to Neend main Muskarate hain.
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Adosi : Suna hai Miyan Khuda deta hai
to Chat phaar ke deta hai.?
Padosi : Theek suna hai Miyan. Per itna
nahin deta ki Chat dubara banwayee ja sake.
Last edited by R. M. Dixit; 21-11-2011 at 06:51 PM.
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Hum kya hain
Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
kya chahtay hain
kya patay hain..
-Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)
pehla joke to thek hai magar second joke main ALLAH ko nisbat bana kar aisi bat kahi jarahi hai
DUA...MUST READ AND MUST FORWARD
Then Which Of The Favours Of Your LORD Will You Deny?
"Be In This World As If You Were A Stranger Or A Traveler"
(Bukhari)