Socialism:
If you have two cows, you have to give one to your neighbour.

Communism:
If you have two cows, govt takes both of them and gives you milk.

Fascism:
If you have two cows, govt takes both of them and sells you milk.

Nazism:
If you have two cows, govt takes both of them and shoots you.

Capitalism:
If you have two cows, you sell one of them and purchase a Bull.

Democracy:
If you have two cows, both will go on strike.

Pakistani Jamhuriyat:
If you have two cows, the rulling party will steal one, put in a Swiss Account and blame the Taliban. The Media will speculate how you could afford two cows. Geo News will report that 100 cows and 200 horses went missing and will blame it on the agencies. Chief Justice will take Suo Moto in "National Interest". Molvis will issue a Fatwa that keeping two cows is against Islam. Govt will apply additional tax along with GST and Shahbaz Sharif will suspend the MS of nearest hospital. ohmy - Zara Hat kay :)