Once a boy was smoking at airport.

Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?

Boy: why?

Girl: agar ab tak zindgi me cigrette pe kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khadi hui CRV car tumhari hoti.

Boy: aap cigrette piti ho?

Girl: no.

Boy: to kya wo car apki hai?

Girl: no.

Boy: thanks for advice, wo car meri hi hai....

MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jaati hai....