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  1. 29-09-2008, 04:01 AM #1
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    jok 12 - Aane Ke Do
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  2. 29-09-2008, 04:02 AM #2
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    Cinema Haal Me Movie K Doran Muamr Rana Ghoray Per Ja Raha Tha,
    Ek Admi Ne Pathan Se Kaha K 500 Ki Shart Lgi K Rana Ghoray Se Gir Jaye Ga,
    Pathan:Nahi Giray Ga. .
    Usi Waqt Rana Ghoray Se Gir Gya,
    Admi:Hahaha,Mainay Pehlay Film Dekhi Hai.
    Pathan:3 Dfa To Mainay Bhi Dekhi Hai,Am Ne Socha K Shayad Ab Rana Horse Riding Seekh Chuka Ho Ga,
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  3. 29-09-2008, 04:15 AM #3
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    Ek sahab k paas mobile phone the lekin un ko yeh maloom nahi tha k card kis tarah re-charge karte hain...lehaza unhone ek galat number dial kia to unhe munder ja zel hedayaat mosol hoie...

    Brai-e-meherbani apna haal janne k liye "1" or nafraat karne k liye "2" milaie... Shahrukh Khan se baat karne k liye "3" milain...Salman Khan ko chaire ne k liye "4" milai or Ashwarya se baat ya dosti karne k liye "5" milai

    Un sahab ne hedayaat sunne k baad "5" milaya to ashwaria k bajaie Amitabh Bachan amsani bijli ki tarah garaz kar bolai.. "be sharam dosroo ki bahoon ko chaire te hoie sharam nahi ati".. woh bechare sahab ghabra gaye... jaldi se 4 number milaya to salman khan k rone ki awaz aie "abe yaar mojhe our tension mut doo.. tumhe maloom nahi k mojhe ek hafte se nend nahi ari hai q k Ashwarya ne kisi or k saath shadi karli.. In sahab ne "3" ka hinsa milaya to achanak ek shoor ki awaz sunaie di.. Musalsal shoor ki awaz sun ker woh sahab tang agaye or inhone "2" ka hindsa milaya,, is dafa inhe a-si awaz sunaie dii... jo kisi hadh se kum nahi thi "hum mu'azrat khawa hai k yeh call karne k liye app k account main koi raqam nahi hain, barai-e-mherbani ek naya card re-charge karain.. shukhria..."toon...Toon...toon....
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  4. 29-09-2008, 05:15 AM #4
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  6. 29-09-2008, 05:17 AM #6
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  7. 29-09-2008, 05:47 AM #7
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    yeah joke hai kay story
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  8. 29-09-2008, 01:51 PM #8
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    nice
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  9. 29-09-2008, 05:38 PM #9
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    nice
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  10. 08-10-2008, 07:30 AM #10
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    waqeye yeh joke hai kay story
    mujhe tou is baat per hasni ayee
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