Husn pe unke nazer ho to gazal hoti hai!
Haath main patli qamer ho to gazal hoti hai!!
Kaide laakh pado ishq ke maqtab mai mager
thori college mai baser ho, to gazal hoti hai!!
Chaiye-paani main to ek sher na hoga hum se
thora desi daaru he ger ho to gazal hoti hai!!
Daad biwi ki mile ghar main to bedaad he hai!
Saliyon ko bhi khaber ho, to ghazal hoti hai.
Baarha hoot hue hum to tahat main padker
Jo tarunnem mai aser to, to ghazal hoti hai.