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Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..
Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it.
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire,
put a bomb into the fire. Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.
MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks
تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا
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Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
kya chahtay hain
kya patay hain..
-Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)
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