~ Poling of the month OCT 2008 ~

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salam Assalam-O-Alikum Friends kaisy hain app sab? i hope k sab log theek thaak hoon gay InshAllah tu janab is month ki polling kay sath hazir e khidmat hain is baar 11 friends nay participate kia aap ne sirf aik joke ko vote karna hai
app sab k votes ka intzaar rhay ga Rules: 1. Apni ki hoe sharing ko vote nahi kr sakty...agr kia to vote cancel kr dia ja'ay ga.... 2. aik say ziyada members ko vote nahi kr sakty. 3. Voting ki last date 28 Oct hay.. so let's start Best of luck 2 all participents B Happyaur is month ki entries hain

(1) from maha khan

Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai......

(2) from dangerous tears
Girl, Molvi shab i m in love,. Molvishab, ,Astaghfirullah,Laholwala,,Naozobilla,,.Girl butMolve shab im in love with u, Molvi.shab Subhanallah,mashallah, Alhamdolilah...

(3) shabbirh

Molvi ne apni girl frn ko time diya

lekan wo na aaye


molvi sahib masjid main gaey...........


speekar ON kia our kaha


Hazraat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Changa Nae je keeta ___________

(4) silent scream

Aik Molaana majlis me takreer kar rahay tha,

ke jo aadmi kisi yateem ke sar par shafkat

se haat rakay ga usay utna swaab milay ga

jitne us yateem ke sar par baal hain.

itne me aik aadmi neechay majlis se utha

aur kaha molaana sahab agar wo yateem ganja huwa to?

(5) ~*dua*~

Ek Molvi Apne Wife Say:
Jab Main Mar Jaoun Thu Samny Wali Ko Zarour Bulana


Wife:
Wo Kion?


Molvi:
Wo Murdy Se Lipt Lipt Kar Roti Hay

(6) naz

rasheeda M.a Final Ka Paper Daine Ghar Se Nikli To Raste Main Use Mohalay Ki Masjid K Maulana Sahab Nazar Aye.
rasheeda Ne Un K Kareeb Pohunch Kar Raiqat Amaiz Aawaaz Main Kaha.
.maulivi Sahab 1 Buje Mera Urdu Ka Paper Shuroo Hoga Aap 2 Buje Dua Zaroor Kijiye Ga.
2 Buje Q..?maulivi Sahab Ne Hairat Se Poocha..dua To Kisi Bhi Waqt Ki Ja Sakti Hai.
darasal Aik Ghunte Mai Main Apne Taur Par Idhar Udhar Se Koshish Karna Chahti Hoon..
rasheeda Ne Jhijhukte Hue Jawab Diya.

(7) heer

Aik Dafa Molvi hazrat ki aik team Kahin ja rahe thi Train mein, toh unhon neh Ehad kiya keh Jab bhi koi Aurat dekhein ge toh Astaghfaar parhein ge.
Waqt Guzar gaya ..
Phir Achanak aik Molvi neh Astaghfaar aisae keh diya toh sab Kehte hain " Kahaan Kahaan"

(8) baby _ princes33

Ek Aurat Ne Darogha-E-Jannat Se Kaha: Mera Nikah Merey Dunyavi Shoher Se Kerwa Dain

Farishta: Nikah Tou Kerwa Dengay, Pehley Koi Maulvi Tou Jannat Mein Aye

(9) nam _ ankhain

once a MAULVEE saab was teaching a kid the arabic language lesson
Maulvee: perho HELWAAA
Kid: HALWAAA
Maulvee: Halaq say nikaloo HELWAA
Kid's Mom: Maulvee saab khuda ka khauf kerain bachay k halaq say halwaa na niklaain may aur bhaij daitee hoon

(10) sheem

Ek Sharabi bus main sawar hua tu seat per bethey Molvi ne kha
Tum jahanum ke rastey pe ja rahe ho

Sharabi chilaya :

roko roko main ghalat bus main bhet gaya.

(11) zaib

aik molvi ki shadi nahi hoti thi....



uss nai manat mani................



jab kisi jaga manat manany gaya





tu sath apni amma koo bhi la gaya



uss ki maan khai main gir gai..



molvi bolla



ya khudaa tari khudai



minu tay labi nai



tay abay di v gawai...