Jokes Compitition Nov 2008

[Hijaab]

Sheikh: yaar main apna purse ghar bhool aaya,
Mujhey 1000 Rupeychahiey dede

Sardar:- Dost he dost de kaam aata he,
Le 10 rupey,
Riksha kar aur purse le Aa......

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Ek Indian dost doosre se:Yaar ye gandhi g har note main haste kyun rehte hain?

Doosra dost:Simple hai yaar

royenge to note geela hojaiga

[Hijaab]

nice one irfan

[naz]

2 dost apus main baatian kar rahe the.. aik kehraha tha "yaar meri biwi itni moti hia ke aik bar wo wazan machine per kahri hue tu machine main se aik kagaz nikla jis per tehrer tha " maherbani farma ke aik admi is per se utar jaye"

dosra bola : yar meri biwi itni moti hia ke aik martaba iske kapre dhobi ke haan le gaya tu dhobi ne kha "yaha kapre dhultey hian shamyaney nahi".

[LoViNg IrFaN]

nice one irfan

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Good baji

[humna]

3 Dost hotay hien,,
Teenoon ki koshish hoti hay k aik dosry say agay rahein,,
or teenoon boht lambi lambi Gupein martey hein,,,
aik din sirdi per baat nikal ati hay to aik dost kehta hay k,,,

hamray haan itni sirdi hoti hay k sara pani jum jata hay,, even pipe lines k andr ka pani bhi jum jata hay,,,

Dosra dost bola ye to koi bhi saridi nahi hay ,,
hamaray haan boht ziada sardi hoti hay ,, itni hoti hay k Baat karo to Alfaz hawa mein jum jatay hien,, unky neechay aag lagao to dosray tak pohanchtay hien,,

Tessra dost sochnay laga or bola ye to koi sirdi he nahi hay,, hamaray haan itni sirdi hoti hay k Raat ko jub hum so jatay hien,, subha uthty hien to Bister mein Golay say Paray hotay hein,, jub unhay AAG per rakho to Awaz aaati hay POOOOoooooNN....

hahahahahahahahaa