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  1. 30-06-2012, 10:34 PM #1
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    grin Joke Comp Of July 2o12


    Assalam O Alaikum

    is month app ney * Cricket * per jokes Share karney hay

    Rules:

    1. aik member aik he bar share kar sakta hay...


    2. sharing ki last date 20-07-2012 hay..

    3.Winner 50% poll nd 50% Adminz decide karen gye
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    tumblr na75iuW2tl1rkm3u0o1 500 - Joke Comp Of July 2o12

    Hum kya hain
    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)
  2. 01-07-2012, 07:56 PM #2
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    Cricket ka shokeen aik naujwan apney dost ke dada ki wafat par taziyat karney pohncha aur bola aap ke dada jan ki ummr kitni thee?


    Naujwan afsos se bola: Agar 2 sal aur jeete tau century mukamal kar laitey..
  3. 02-07-2012, 02:03 PM #3
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    Teacher Told All Students
    In Class 2 Written An Essay On
    *Cricket Match*
    All Were Busy Writing Expect 1 Sardar Ji
    He Wrote
    '' Due To Rain,No Match''
  4. 03-07-2012, 07:21 PM #4
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    The wrong number
    Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife. But accidentally the call went to a Indian Cricket Manager. He asked ” What is the condition?” He fainted after What he heard… Guess What the reply was?
    It is…
    7 are already out…
    3 more will be out by lunch…
    and…
    The first one was a DUCK…

  5. 03-07-2012, 09:13 PM #5
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    Walaikumusalam!

    Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?


    Baap: Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai

    eq2hdk - Joke Comp Of July 2o12
  6. 03-07-2012, 10:35 PM #6
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    Default Re: Joke Comp Of July 2o12

    can i participate?
  7. 05-07-2012, 02:22 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by s-dost View Post
    can i participate?
    Yes u can !!

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  8. 06-07-2012, 02:47 AM #8
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    Default Re: Joke Comp Of July 2o12

    Walekum Salam

    Afridi: “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.”
    Misbah: “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…”
    Afridi: “hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.”
    دل کرتا ہے کہ لپٹ جائوں روح بن کر تیرے جسم سے۔۔۔۔
    کہ جب تم سے جُدا ہوں تو تیری جان ہی نکل جائے۔۔۔۔
  9. 06-07-2012, 05:15 AM #9
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    walaikum Asalam,

    what is the biggest pressure for Pakistani cricket team
    when they have one run to chase in 8 overs with five wicket in hands...

    THINK !!
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    ..
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    How to speak English in presentation ceremony ?

  10. 06-07-2012, 05:45 AM #10
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    Unlukiest dismissal in international cricket:

    ‘caught Akmal’
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