Joke COmp OF Aug 2012

[Vampire]

Walaikumusalam

Customer : kia aap ke pas choohey marney ki dawa hai

salesman : kia aap khudd ley kar jayen gey

Customer : (ghussey sey) naheen mein choohon ko bhaij doonga woh khud hi le jayengay

[captain planet]

The door to door book salesman ring a bell. The door is opened by an 8 year old lad holding a beer in one hand and a smoldering cigar on the other. After a few seconds to recompose himself the salesman asks:
-Hello young man, is your mama home? The “young man” replies dryly “What do you think”?

[*Anjaani^Kur]

Sardar G Went To By A Tv. . .

Askd salesman : Do U Have Colour Tv?

salesman: Yes Sure . . .

Sardar G : Oki. . . Give Me Green One Please

[Arl-laM]

A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
"I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double."

The salesman thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said.


"I've always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said.
Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?"

"Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."


Hunnn Dusss

[YouthFul]

Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.