A Couple Went To England
& Went To A Hotel

Man To Waiter:
Sir, Most Respectfully I Beg
To Say That I M Ill & Cannot
Come To School, Therefore
Kindly Grant Me Tea For 2 Days.

Waiter Brings Tea

Wife: Wah Jee
Tuwanu Te Furr Furr English
Aandi Aey

Husband: Hally Ty Ma Paani
Wastey Thirsty Crow Nahi Sunai