Itela-e-Aaaam /chips

[Assassins]

ab her koi u ki tarha bhi nahi hota na,sharam bhi hoti hai logon mai

budhay u khud ho gaye ho mammo is liy u is tarha ki baten kar rahy ho jaisay demaghi tawazan kharab ho

lo ab is main sharam wali kya bat hai dadi

u khud shadi nahi karogi kya

dekha dekha kaise shadi k nam sun k he dil main laddo phot rahay hain

dadi asal main u kuch zada he excited hogae ho shadi shadi shadi parh k islye aisa lag raha hai u ko

[Assassins]

mammo ko be par ki uranay ki adat hai

to aur kia students saray hi bechary hotay hain

dadi u ye keh kar apne apko tasalli dene ki nakam koshish kar rahi ho

or saiysat dan ban rahi ho lagta hai ajkal kaise siasat dano ki tarhan bat ka matlab he badal diya u ne

[Assassins]

agarr chakhna itna hii zrorii haii tooo ahtyatt sayy chakhnaa dear,yehh naa hoo lainay kay dainayy parr jainn

yar ye aisi chez hai k chahe banda ahtiat karay ya na karay hona uska aik he haal hota hai

[Assassins]

ahoo Me ko un kii story sun ker hansi a rahi thi
app chaian woh apna sir peetain ya kuch or

haeeeeeeee hmaray masoom bean bhai k sath aisa salook

[sarfraz_qamar]

yar ye aisi chez hai k chahe banda ahtiat karay ya na karay hona uska aik he haal hota hai

bass too phirr duwaa hii kar saktay hain hamm aapp kayy lieyyy

[Hidden words]

PRINTED CHUPKALI koi copy nahi kiya mere to zehan k kisi konay main b ye bat nahi the

ULLU 420 motay taili kahin k u ne copy he kara bas bas bas

[mahamkhan]

dadi u ye keh kar apne apko tasalli dene ki nakam koshish kar rahi ho

or saiysat dan ban rahi ho lagta hai ajkal kaise siasat dano ki tarhan bat ka matlab he badal diya u ne

mene wohi kaha hai jo mene pehly kaha tha, aur u jo karaty ho wohi to bataya hai

[mahamkhan]

lo ab is main sharam wali kya bat hai dadi

u khud shadi nahi karogi kya

dekha dekha kaise shadi k nam sun k he dil main laddo phot rahay hain

dadi asal main u kuch zada he excited hogae ho shadi shadi shadi parh k islye aisa lag raha hai u ko

sharam wali hi to bat hai,yn khuly aam to u ki tarha mun parh k nahi kehta hota

ladu photny ho to kisi achi bat pay to photy ye aisi bat nahi jis pay dil mai ladu photy

mery pas karnay ko bohat saray kam hain so aisi excitement mujhy hergez nahi hai,han u ki excitement ka saaf pata chal raha hai

[Mr. Bean]

kittay afsos ki baat hai k me nai ittay khushi say khabar sunayi sab ko taqreeban sab hi aye is thread main koi nahi aya to wohi nahi aye jin ko yahan sab say pehlay ka janta hon jin ki waja say yahan ata jata hon

[Mr. Bean]

shadii kay badd banda waisy b mashkook lagna aorr dosroo ko mashkook samjhna shorroo karr daitaa haiii

saday hisab nall too issay mukknaa kehtay hainn

aap ki urdu say lag raha tha keh next month ki 4 ko honii hai,woh too abb ghorr kiaa too asall gall pallay parriii

Loo jii fairr Wadiyan Wadiyann Mubbarrakkk

yeh baat teri kafi had tak sahi hai

yeh hisaab wali baaat u ki chawal hi hai

meri urdu ko parhna bhi mushkil hai aur samajhna bhi u meko sms kar daitay me punjabi main samjha daita u ko

Shukriya Buhat