Polling Of Jokes Comp Dec 2012

[Raniii]

Assalam Alaikum

is month app ney *Baraf*

per jokes share karney they

yeh Rahi SharinGs

~Anjana~

Santa-Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis me zaida profit ho?
Banta:Aisa kar sardiyon me sasti Baraf leker garmiyon me
bech dal

Cute PaRi

Pahari ilaqey mein aik shakhs shadid baraf bari ke bad jagah jagah chharri taikta hoa ja raha tha..

Aik makami aadmi ne kaha: aaien mein aapko rasta bata doon..

Woh bola: Mein rasta naheen balkay apni car talash kar raha hoon jo 2 ghantey pehle yahan khari ke thee..
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sarfraz_qamar

Ustad : "barf ko jumle me istemal karo".

Shhagird : "lekin janab! mujeh ye kaam nai ata kyu k hum to barf ko pani or sharbat me istemal kerte hain:.

Hidden words

1st sardar: baraf ka piece utha ke usay ghor se dekh raha
tha
2nd sardar: kia dekh rahe ho pa ji?
1st sardar: dekh raha hon ye leak kahan se ho raha
hai


Vampire

BREAKING NEWS!

Lahore Main Aaj
Baraf Giri!

Aur Ab Khabrain Tafseel K Sath

Aik Admi Cycle Par Baraf Le Jaa Raha Tha
Carrier Tutne Se Baraf Gir Gayi !

Kit Kat

Sir: Angrezo Ne CHAND par PANI
aur BARAF ki search kar li hai.
Batao isse tumne kya sikha
Santa: Bas humein ab sirf whisky
aur NAMKEEN Leke Jana hai…


maliha farhan

Pathan Ne baraf(ice) kharida to baraf say dhuan nikal raha tha.
Pathan: shabsh beta sab ko thanda baraf or mujhay garam


YouthFul

استاد طاھر سے) ” برف کو جملے میں استعمال کرو”۔

شاگرد طاھر ) “جناب پانی ٹھنڈا ھے”۔

استاد : “اس میں برف کہاں ھے”۔

شاگرد: ” (طاھر ) ” جناب برف پانی میں گھل گئی ھے”۔



jam786


استاد: برف کی مؤنث بتاؤ۔

شاگرد:برفی

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1. Khud ko vote nahi ker saktay.

2. Voting ki last date 28th DEc 2012 hai.

3. competition ka winner 50%poll

aur 50% adminz nay decide karna ha

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[*jamshed*]

voted

[Raniii]

voted......

[Cute PaRi]

kr diya vote je

[~Anjana~]

Voted Janab

[~Maliha~]

voted

[Vampire]

Walaikumusalam

Vote done /up

[zindagi jee]

voted......