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  1. 19-11-2008, 10:51 PM #1
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    Eik plane mein Bush, Manmohan Singh aur Musharraf jaa rahey thay.
    Manmohan Singh bola, "Agr mein apna joota(shoes) India mein gira doon to poora India khush ho jaye ga!!"
    Phir Musharraf bola, "Agr mein apni wardi(uniform) neechay Pakistan mein phenk doon to poora Pakistan khush ho jaye ga!!"
    Phir Bush bola, "Agr mein eik dollar neechay phenkon to poora America khush ho jaye ga!!"
    Pilot sab ki baatein sun kar bolta hai, "Agr mein poora plane neechay gira doon to poora dunya khush ho jaye gi !!!!"
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  2. 19-11-2008, 11:11 PM #2
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    nice one
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    Thx >
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  4. 19-11-2008, 11:29 PM #4
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    ur welcome >
    u know this joke was dumb, like all ur posts
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    Default Re: Ek Plane Main

    Quote Originally Posted by Geo View Post
    ur welcome >

    u know this joke was dumb, like all ur posts

    Saari Post Ka Baira Garak Kar Diya Lolzzzzzzzz

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  6. 19-11-2008, 11:37 PM #6
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    ho jata hai
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  7. 19-11-2008, 11:38 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geo View Post
    ho jata hai
    Kaise
    2112kjd - Ek Plane Main​
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    Aur nahi tou
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    agar mera dil karay to
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geo View Post
    ho jata hai

    Hmmmmmmmmmm
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