Joke Competition For June 2013

[~Anjana~]

Assalaam O Alaikum
Is month kay competition kay saath
haazir e khidmat hoOn
Is month Competition main apko
" VAMPIRES "
par Joke share karna hai

Rules :
Aik member sirf aik baar hi Joke Share kar sakta hai .
Member Joke Edit nahi kar saktay , Edit kiya hoa joke Disqualify hojai ga
JOKE Share karnay say pahlay Sab Entries Read kar dein .. Same Sharing par Entry Cancel kar di jai gee ..
Winner 50% Polling Or 50% Admins panel Ke decision say hoga .
Last date Entry kay liye hai 20th June 2013

[attiaahsan]

Last date entry ki 20 June hai
Hamesha galti kar jate ho

[*jamshed*]

Teacher: Vampire; Tell me the name of 10 chemical elements

Vampire; xygen , Chlorine,
Florine, Bromeen,
Noreen,Ambreen,Samreen, Nasreen,Parveen and Yasmeen

[~Maliha~]

A man to Dr octor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Dr: Drink this glass of water.
Man: Will it make me better?
Dr: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

[YouthFul]

Doctor: What was your dream about?

Santa: I was being chased by a Vampire!

Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... What is the scenery like?

Santa: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Santa: Well that`s the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can`t open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn`t budge!

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?

Santa: Yes it did.

Doctor: And what did these letter spell?

Santa: It said "Pull"

[nomisyed]

bohat he fazul joke hain app sub k frnd

[S.Athar]

ایک خاتون کی اپنے شوہر سے لڑائی ہوگئی
اُس نے اپنے ابو کو فون کیا اور کہا کہ میرے شوہر نے مجھ سے بہت جھگڑا کیا ہے میں دوچار ماہ کے لئے گھر آرہی ہوں
اس کے ابو نے جواب دیا
بیٹی غلطی تمھارے شوہر نے کی ہے لہذا سزا بھی اُسی کو ملنی چاہے تو وہیں ٹھہر میں تیری ماں کو بھیج رہا ہوں پانچ چھ ماہ وہاں رہنے کے لئے ۔

[attiaahsan]

aik din @Vampire; k best friend anjana
ne oss apne ghar dawat per bolaya
aur os ki khadmat main aik jug khoon pesh kia
vampire ne koon piya aur zoor zoor se challane laga
anjana ne os k sath bewafi ki
osse maar dala
kiun k wo...
wo...






koon nahi ROOH AFZA tha

[~Anjana~]

[*jamshed*]

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood
and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began pestering
him about where he got it.

He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest
full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around
him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"