Polling For Joke Competition 2013

[~Anjana~]

Assalaam O alaikum
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Winner Adminz Aor Polling kay result say decide hoga
Last Date For Voting Is 28th June :book
Entries Are ...
*Mlf*

A man to Dr octor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Dr: Drink this glass of water.
Man: Will it make me better?
Dr: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

YouthFul
Doctor: What was your dream about?

Santa: I was being chased by a Vampire!

Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... What is the scenery like?

Santa: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Santa: Well that`s the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can`t open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn`t budge!

Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?

Santa: Yes it did.

Doctor: And what did these letter spell?

Santa: It said "Pull"

attiaahsan
aik din @Vampire; k best friend anjana
ne oss apne ghar dawat per bolaya
aur os ki khadmat main aik jug khoon pesh kia
vampire ne koon piya aur zoor zoor se challane laga
anjana ne os k sath bewafi ki
osse maar dala
kiun k wo...
wo...

~Anjana~

jam786

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood
and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began pestering
him about where he got it.

He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest
full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around
him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"

[Vampire]

walaikumusalam

voted /up

[*jamshed*]

voted

[King Devil]

w.salam
voted

[Aatish-e-Gul]

no comments , no vote

[zindagi jee]

Walaikum Assalam
voted

[attiaahsan]

voted /up