^^ Joke Competition For July 2013 ^^

[~Anjana~]

Assalaam O Alaikum

July Competition Kay Saath Ham Hazir

Is Baar Sab Bacha Party , Budha Party Sab Kay Exams Howing

Is Month Aap Sab Ne

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Par Joke Share Karney Hain

Rules :

1. Har member just aik Entry Share kar saktay hain
   
2. Same Or Duplicate Post Delete Kar di jai gee ..
   
3. Results Admin Pannel AndPolling Say Decide Hoga
   
4. Last Date For Entry Is 22 July 2013

[sweet.kiran]

[captain planet]

In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper..
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After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam..
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After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz...

[YouthFul]

باپ : ’’ کیا تمہارا سالانہ امتØ+ان ختم ہو گیا ہے؟

بیٹا: ’’ رزلٹ بھی نکل گیا ہے


باپ: ’’ مجھے بتایا کیوں نہیں؟‘‘


بیٹا: ’’ اس لیے کہ کسی نئی کتاب کی ضرورت نہیں پڑے گی۔‘‘

[Hidden words]

Question: "How to kill an ant?"

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
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Keep it outside the ant's hole

After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant

Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

[attiaahsan]

[~Anjana~]

My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?

I replied…. Bcoz


Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai



Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??

[farida aslam]

waalaikuum salam

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn"

[shazia rana]

hum tu tanhai men b parrhte hen "dost"
werna log tu paperon men b samp wali game khailte hen ship ship ship ship.....tinnnnn

[sarfraz_qamar]

Teacher to Student..

Semester system ke fayde batao.. ??
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Student:" sir fayde to pata nahi..
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beizzati saal me 2 baar ho jaati hai.....