Joke Of The Day 18th July 2013

[Vampire]

haw haye
jhoot tha jhoot tha imlee wala
a oye meii ney koi naee imleee mila cockrochy khana
dono kii shkl pe na jao yeh saee haii k miltii hai lakin zameeeeeen asmaaaaaaan ka frq haii

haye haww
sach tha sach tha imli wala
haw kiyun nahi khana fari ji ab to cockroach ko imli k sath mix kiya hai na
fari ji rung to iku hai na aur lagta b imli jesa hain dono zameen se hi to ugtay hain na

[farida aslam]

haye haww
sach tha sach tha imli wala
haw kiyun nahi khana fari ji ab to cockroach ko imli k sath mix kiya hai na
fari ji rung to iku hai na aur lagta b imli jesa hain dono zameen se hi to ugtay hain na

haw haye hawhaye
jhoot tha jhoooot tha imleeee wala
naee agrr u ney cockrochy ko marinate kr diya hai imlee k saath to khud khaaa lo meii ne to nhii khaana inna gndaa saa
haan dono k rung aur shklain same haiin lakin wo imleee kbhii nhi bnn sktaa iss janam meii to nhii oye oye imlee drkht pee ugtii haii chahe apnii bio ki teacher se pouch lo

[vickywaqas]

koi bataye ga k is site ko kaise use karte hain

[Vampire]

haw haye hawhaye
jhoot tha jhoooot tha imleeee wala
naee agrr u ney cockrochy ko marinate kr diya hai imlee k saath to khud khaaa lo meii ne to nhii khaana inna gndaa saa
haan dono k rung aur shklain same haiin lakin wo imleee kbhii nhi bnn sktaa iss janam meii to nhii oye oye imlee drkht pee ugtii haii chahe apnii bio ki teacher se pouch lo

haye haw haye haw
sach tha sach tha maine khud parha tha
aho maine marinate kar diya hai cockroach ko imli k sath ab ap kha lo befikar ho k phir me ko batana kesa tha
haw ganda hota hai woh kesey
haan na same colour hai na aur shaklain b aik si hain phir konsay janam main cockroach imli ban sakta hai
han to kiya hua cockroach b char sakta hai tree pe ap apni bio wali teacher se pooch lain