Polling For Joke Competition July 2013

[~Anjana~]

Assalam O Alaikum

Is Month ka competition apnay ikhtetaam par pohoncha

Apni deserving Sharing Ko Vote Karein

Rules
1: Apni sharing ko vote nai kar saktey
2: Last Date For Polling 28 July 2013
3: Winner 50% Adminz panel and 50% Polling se decide hoga

sweet.kiran



captain planet

In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper..
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After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam..
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After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz...

YouthFul

باپ : ’’ کیا تمہارا سالانہ امتØ+ان ختم ہو گیا ہے؟

بیٹا: ’’ رزلٹ بھی نکل گیا ہے


باپ: ’’ مجھے بتایا کیوں نہیں؟‘‘


بیٹا: ’’ اس لیے کہ کسی نئی کتاب کی ضرورت نہیں پڑے گی۔‘‘

Hidden words
Question: "How to kill an ant?"

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole

After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant

Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

attiaahsan








~Anjana~

My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?

I replied…. Bcoz


Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai



Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??

farida aslam

waalaikuum salam

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn"

shazia rana

hum tu tanhai men b parrhte hen "dost"
werna log tu paperon men b samp wali game khailte hen ship ship ship ship.....tinnnnn

sarfraz_qamar

Teacher to Student..

Semester system ke fayde batao.. ??
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Student:" sir fayde to pata nahi..
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beizzati saal me 2 baar ho jaati hai.....

jam786

بیٹا: ابو جب آپ امتØ+ان میں فیل ہوئے تھے تو آپ Ú©Û’ ابو Ù†Û’ کیا کیا تھا۔
باپ: انھوں نے مجھے خوب مارا تھا۔

بیٹا: اور جب وہ فیل ہوئے تھے؟
باپ: تو ان کے ابو نے انھیں خوب مارا تھا۔
بیٹا: اور جب وہ امتØ+ان میں فیل ہوئے تھے تو؟
باپ: (چونک کر) بات کیا ہے۔ تم چاہتے کیا ہو؟

بیٹا:میں چاہتا ہوں… آپ اس خاندانی دشمنی کے سلسلے کو ختم کر دیں۔

zindagi jee



rupanzeel

Brain is the outstanding organ.
It works for 24 hours 365 days
right from the tme of birth
But stops only
when we enter the
EXAM HALL

Dagabaz .............

xOniya

*Mlf*

Student : Exams mei betha copy pe apnay hath bana raha thaa

Teacher : Paper mai hand ki diagram ka koi question nahi

Student : Main paper banany walay per laanat bhej rha hon

[kutkutariyaan]

Voted

[shazia rana]

voted

[captain planet]

voted

[Vampire]

walaikumusalam

voted /up

[zindagi jee]

Voted

[Blue Eyes]

Voted

[A.A]

walekum assalam
Voted

[sarfraz_qamar]

voted