Joke Competition August 2013 ( Zaraa Hattt Kay ) /wink2

[Vampire]

haan na twaanu prhrnaa sii naa mere naal tey onhay chuppan chuppaii khailnii sii

haw haye main to holi khail raha tha sher k sath sher aisey hi gusa kar raha haw sahi daso sher ne chupan chupayi khailna ey tuwaday nal fari ji main v khailna ey na

[farida aslam]

haw haye main to holi khail raha tha sher k sath sher aisey hi gusa kar raha haw sahi daso sher ne chupan chupayi khailna ey tuwaday nal fari ji main v khailna ey na

lo chngii holi khael rahe thay mitti daal k sher ko anna kr dia aho wo chuppan chupaii khaeley ga mere sath nae u pe to bht gusssa hai wo nae khaelay ga u bhago bss

[Vampire]

lo chngii holi khael rahe thay mitti daal k sher ko anna kr dia aho wo chuppan chupaii khaeley ga mere sath nae u pe to bht gusssa hai wo nae khaelay ga u bhago bss

woh na me ko rung nahi mila main mitti daal di sher ki ankhon main sher to annha hua para woh kesey khailay ga chupan chupayi haw haye phir main b khailta hoon na chup jaonga na aur sher me ko dhoond b nahi payega

[farida aslam]

woh na me ko rung nahi mila main mitti daal di sher ki ankhon main sher to annha hua para woh kesey khailay ga chupan chupayi haw haye phir main b khailta hoon na chup jaonga na aur sher me ko dhoond b nahi payega

bss houn mitti naal gussay vch agya sher koii nae meii muun dhulwaa doun gi sherou ka
naee u naee khailo gey u nsso bss

[Vampire]

bss houn mitti naal gussay vch agya sher koii nae meii muun dhulwaa doun gi sherou ka
naee u naee khailo gey u nsso bss

tey koi nahi main hor mitti sher tey sutt k nass jawanga
fari ji ey na howay k sherou da munh dhonday dhonday tusi v sherou dey munh vich pohanch jao
bas phir sahi hai maine sherou ko bata dena hai k ap kahan chupay ho

[farida aslam]

tey koi nahi main hor mitti sher tey sutt k nass jawanga
fari ji ey na howay k sherou da munh dhonday dhonday tusi v sherou dey munh vich pohanch jao
bas phir sahi hai maine sherou ko bata dena hai k ap kahan chupay ho

chngaa haii nssday jao sher bhii pichay hi aye ga
haww hayee naee na sherou bht accha wo kiyun khaaye ga mjhe u agay ho janaa
pehlay khud to bcch jao phir btaa b daena

[Vampire]

chngaa haii nssday jao sher bhii pichay hi aye ga
haww hayee naee na sherou bht accha wo kiyun khaaye ga mjhe u agay ho janaa
pehlay khud to bcch jao phir btaa b daena

nahi sher pichay nahi ayega maine mitti dali hai na
fari ji o jungle da sher ey ohnay tuwanu kha jana ey ais layi tusi v nasso nassoo
shero se to main bhag raha na tusi khailogey shero nal fir main wapis aa k sherou nu das dena k tusi kithay chupay o

[farida aslam]

nahi sher pichay nahi ayega maine mitti dali hai na
fari ji o jungle da sher ey ohnay tuwanu kha jana ey ais layi tusi v nasso nassoo
shero se to main bhag raha na tusi khailogey shero nal fir main wapis aa k sherou nu das dena k tusi kithay chupay o

haan na tbhii to pichay aye ga na u ney mitti jo daali bdla le ga
haiin jungle tou ilawaa v kisi jgha da koi sher hndaa ae nae meii nae nssna
naee koi nae dsnaa shero ko mjhe

[Vampire]

haan na tbhii to pichay aye ga na u ney mitti jo daali bdla le ga
haiin jungle tou ilawaa v kisi jgha da koi sher hndaa ae nae meii nae nssna
naee koi nae dsnaa shero ko mjhe

woh na shero ney ankhain saaf karnay lag jani hain aur maine phur hojana hai
haw sherou ko ap batao na k badla lena acha nahi hota
haan na junglee to ilawa chiriya ghar da v sherou hunda ey na haw fir tuwanu sherou ne kha jana ey
maine sherou ko bata dena hai phir sherou chupay ga aur tusi sherou nu labhna

[shazia rana]

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