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  1. 24-10-2013, 01:06 AM #1
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    ایک آدمی نے اپنی نئی کار اپنے دفتر کے سامنے روکی ۔ ابھی اس نے کار کا دروازہ کھولا ہی تھا کہ قریب سے گزرنے والے ایک ٹرک نے ایسی زور دار ٹکر ماری کہ کار کا دروازہ دور جا گرا ۔ پولیس انسپکٹر پہنچا تو وہ شخص چیخ چیخ کے کہنے لگا :
    اتمی قیمتی کار خریدی تھی ۔ کتنی ہی مرمت ہو جائے یہ پہلے جیسی نہیں ہو سکتی ۔
    انسپکٹر Ù†Û’ کہا : میں Ù†Û’ آپ جیسا شخص پہلے کبھی نہیں دیکھا Û” آپ Ú©Ùˆ کار Ú©Û’ نقصان Ú©ÛŒ اتنی فکر ہے اور یہ اØ+ساس بھی نہیں کہ آپ کا پورا بایاں بازو کندھے سے غائب ہے Û”
    اس آدمی نے اپنے بائیں کندھے پر ایک نظر ڈالی اور بے ساختہ بولا :
    اوہ میرے خدا ! اس کا مطلب ہے کہ میری نئی راڈو گھڑی بھی گئی ۔"
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  2. 24-10-2013, 01:23 AM #2
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    Hahahaha Allah toba
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  3. 24-10-2013, 01:33 AM #3
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  4. 24-10-2013, 01:34 AM #4
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  5. 24-10-2013, 04:05 AM #5
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  6. 24-10-2013, 06:19 PM #6
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  8. 24-10-2013, 07:49 PM #8
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  10. 26-10-2013, 12:43 AM #10
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