Ek chor makaan mein ghussa. Tijori par likha hua tha "daaien button dabao."
Jub uss ney woh button dabaya to siren baja aur woh pakra gaya.
Adalat mein judge nei us sey poocha, tum apni safaai mein kuch kahna chahtey ho?
Chor ney kaha, mein iss sey ziyada nahin kahna chahta key yeh dunya barri dhokey baaz hai.........................
thanku