Jokes Compitition December 2008

[Lonely_Roadz]

Assalaam-O-Alaikum friends



Iss Bar App Compitition Main "Malik,Nokar" k Topics Per jokes share kar saktay hain.



Sub Se Umeed Ki jati hai ke Miyari Jokes Share Karain Ge Agar Koi Joke Munasib Na Hua Tu ussay Edit Kardiya Jaye Ga.

Sirf "Malik,Nokar" Per He Joke Share Kijeye Ga ......

Agar Kisi Ne Kisi Or Topic Per Share Kiya Tu wo count Nahi Hoga.

RuLes:

1... Aik Member Aik Joke share Karsakta Hai.

2... Aik Joke jo PheLe Share Kiya Jachuka Hoga...wo Dobara Nahi Share Kiya Jaye Ga.

3... Joke submit Karne Ki Last Date 21 Dec Hai.

Aap sab ki participation ka intazaar rahe ga .....

[naz]

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare macher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad


Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe macher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

Alsi nokar:- Malik macher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki biwii hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.

[~*Heer*~]

Purana naukar : Malik naya naukar aapko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samajhta hai

makil : (naye naukar se) kyun ramu kya yeh sahi kah raha hai.

Naya naukar : Nahi malik main to samajhta hun.

[Gul-Jani]

malik ne nokar ko apni aik shart (condition) batai: jab tum galti kro gey to main tumhari salari se aik rupee kat loon ga.

Nokar : Theek hey sarkar muje manzoor hey.

kuch arsa k baad malik ny nokar ko kuch raqam de kr kaha jao is ko maan (mother) k address pr money order kr aao.

nokar gia or money order kr aaya.

malik ne money order ki receip dekhi to nokar se kaha

O ghadey!! ye tum apni maa'n ko qn money order kr aaey ho???

Noker: Sarkar ghalti ho gae aik rupea kaat lain.

[shaan]

[LoViNg IrFaN]

Maalik,Noker se:-
Jao ander kamrey se encylopaedia le ao..

Noker:-
Ye lain janab..

Mallik:-
ye kya utha laye ho?

Noker:-
G wohi jo aap ne kaha tha "cycle ka pedal"

[Sadaf Gondal]

malik ne nokar ko apni aik shart (condition) batai: jab tum galti kro gey to main tumhari salari se aik rupee kat loon ga.

Nokar : Theek hey sarkar muje manzoor hey.

kuch arsa k baad malik ny nokar ko kuch raqam de kr kaha jao is ko maan (mother) k address pr money order kr aao.

nokar gia or money order kr aaya.

malik ne money order ki receip dekhi to nokar se kaha

O ghadey!! ye tum apni maa'n ko qn money order kr aaey ho???

Noker: Sarkar ghalti ho gae aik rupea kaat lain.

nice

[baby_princess33]

naukrani malkin se: bibi jee aap itni udaas kyun baithi hain?
malkin: tumharay sahab apnay office ki kisi larki se pyar kartay hain
naukrani: nahin nahin, sahab mujhe dhoka nahin de saktay

[Bint E Aadam]

Malika Aur NOkrani ka joke bhi share ekr skte hain?

[Bint E Aadam]

bata do yara