Joke Of The Day 2nd May 2014

[shazia rana]

bechari monus hui na main to muzakar hoon ap dekhain khud ko ab

paen mene bechari shakhsiaat ka segha istemal kia

[falakmalik]

Uff Garmiii...
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Jab Uppar Garmi Hai, Toh Nichhe Kaunsa AC Laga Hai... Jo Dhoond Rahe Ho?
Summers Ki Pehli Bezti Mubark ho!

[falakmalik]

Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.

Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: "I want these two idiots back at office after lunch."
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st

[falakmalik]

Boy: I love you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll die for you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I can't live without you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll marry you!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Shut Up!

[falakmalik]

College ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob rha tha. Pappu ne dekha aur zor-zor se
chillate hue bhaaga. . .
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kal chhutti hai
kal chhutti hai. . . kal chhutti hai
kal chhutti hai

[falakmalik]

Friend 1: what did the volcano say to the other volcano? Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak Friend 1: You killed it.

[falakmalik]

"Ishq Ke Baad M¡lta Ha¡ S¡rf Ek H¡ Sukoon,

IN'NA-LILLAHI-WA IN'NA-ILAIHE-RAAJIOON.."

[Vampire]

paen mene bechari shakhsiaat ka segha istemal kia

to yun kahain apne liye kiya hain use

[~HaAni~]

Friend 1: what did the volcano say to the other volcano? Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak Friend 1: You killed it.

sis new thread me sharing post karein

[naz]

lolll