Joke Of The Day 10th May 2014

[falakmalik]

Ak Sardar Ko Bar Bar I Luv U k Msg A rahe They
Dosra Sardar Aaj to Bahut Luv K message Aa Rahe hain
Pehla Sardar O Yar Kya Bataon
aaj Ghalti Se B.V Ka Mobile Ley aya Hoon…

[falakmalik]

Uski Aankhon Mein Pyar Ka Nasha Tha

“Ay Dost”
Ye to Bad Mein Pata Chala Ke Wo Chars Peti Thi Rozana
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Daikh Yar Bachi Charsi Nikli

[falakmalik]

Sardar : Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hy
Main Kehta Hoon Garam Pani Le Ao Wo Le Ati Hy
Dost: Garam Pani Kyun…?
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Sardar: Garam Pani Sey Bartan Achey Dhultey Han….

[falakmalik]

Sir: Samjho Tujhe 10 Ladu Diye
Boy: Mujhe Diye….?
Sir- Samjh Na Tere Bap Ka
Kya Jata Hy
Us Mein Se 5 Mujhe Diye To Tere
Pas Kitne Reh Gay….?
Boy: 20
Sir:Wo Kasy…?
Boy: Samjh Na Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hy…?
Teacher Shocked
Student Rocks

[falakmalik]

Pathan: Yar Agar Main Nariyal K Darakht Pe Charh Jaon to
Engineering College Ki Larkiyan Dekh Jayen Gi…?
Sardar: Phir Hath Chorh Dena
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dekh Jayen Gi….

[falakmalik]

3 Dost Paper Dene K Bad
1st:Yar Mujhe Kuch nai Ata tha
Main Paper Khali Chor Aya hoon.
2nd: Yar Main bhi
3rd: ++++ Yar…….. Teacher Samjhe
Gi Hum 3no Ne Cheating ki hy

[falakmalik]

Aaj Mera Dil Kar Raha Hy Mery Pyare Dosto….
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Tum Sub Ko OLX Par Baech Dun
Na msgs
Na calls
Had Hoti Hy yaarrrr……

[falakmalik]

Ak Pagal American Sey…!
Tum Japanese Ho Na….?
American: Nai Main American Hoon
Pagal: Nai Tum Japanese Ho
American :Nai Main American Hoon
Pagal: Nai Tum Japanese Ho
American: Han Han Main Japanese Hoon
Pagal: Lagte To American Ho…

[attiaahsan]

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[shazia rana]

impressive