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  1. 14-05-2014, 01:12 AM #1
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    یوکے میں ایڈریس کیسے ہوتے ہیں

    اسٹریٹ نمبر فور
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    پاکستان میں

    دیکھ جانی! جب تو آئی جی پی روڈ سے اندر آئے گا تو فورا رائٹ مت ہونا تھوڑا سا آگے یعنی تین گلیاں چھوڑ کر ایک بڑا سا روڈ آئے گا اس روڈ پر دائیں ہو جانا تھوڑی سی دور جا کر عوامی مارکیٹ آئے گی اس ساری مارکیٹ کو کراس کر کے ایک روڈ آئے گا اس روڈ پر بائیں ہو جانا وہاں ایک سگنل ہو گا ۔سگنل سے سامنے دیکھنا ایک بڑی سی نیلی بلڈنگ ہو گی۔۔۔اس بلڈنگ کے سامنے ہی ایک میدان میں وارد کا ٹاور لگا ہو گا اس ٹاور کے بالکل نیچے کھڑا ہو کر مجھے فون کرنا ۔۔میں تجھے لینے آ جاوں گا میں وہاں سے پاس ہی رہتا ہوں۔۔۔۔

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  2. 14-05-2014, 01:46 AM #2
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  3. 14-05-2014, 02:17 AM #3
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    aisey sahi pata lagta hai na

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  4. 14-05-2014, 02:44 AM #4
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    hehehehe



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    MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
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  5. 14-05-2014, 12:38 PM #5
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  6. 14-05-2014, 02:03 PM #6
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  7. 14-05-2014, 05:38 PM #7
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    wo tu likha e nai aik orat farash dho rai hogi
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    DUA...MUST READ AND MUST FORWARD



    Then Which Of The Favours Of Your LORD Will You Deny?

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  9. 15-05-2014, 09:40 PM #9
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    Nice
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا
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  10. 17-05-2014, 08:35 PM #10
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