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  1. 27-07-2014, 11:49 PM #1
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    WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?
    Husband: No…
    Wife- Why not? Don’t you like being married?
    Husband: Of course i do.
    Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
    Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again…
    Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
    Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
    Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
    Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .
    Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
    Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..
    Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
    Husband: No, her size is ’5′
    Wife: –silence-
    Husband: ‘shiiit’…!!!


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