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  1. 12-08-2014, 01:32 AM #1
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    ایک سنجیدہ لطیفہ
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    مراثی کے 10 سالہ بیٹے نے لاڈ میں اپنی ماں سے پوچھا
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    اماں ! اگر چودھری کرامت علی مر جاۓ تو پنڈ کا وڈا چودھری کون بنے گا؟
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    ماں نے کہا ! اس کا چھوٹا بھائ شرافت علی
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    بیٹے نے پھر پوچھا ! اگر چودھری شرافت علی بھی مر جاۓ تو؟
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    ماں بولی . .اس کا بیٹا چودھری Ø+اکم علی
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    بیٹے نے پھر کچھ سوچتے ہوۓ پوچھا
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    اماں اگر Ø+اکم علی بھی مر جاۓ تو
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    ماں مسکرائ ! اور بیٹے کا بوسہ لیتے ہوۓ اداس آنکھوں میں نمی کے ساتھ بولی
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    پتر ! یہ سارے بھی مر جائیں تو پھر بھی تم چودھری نہیں بن سکتے
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    یہی Ø+ال انقلاب کا ہے . جب تک اقتدار میانوں ØŒ خانوں ØŒ چودھریوں ØŒ شیخوں وغیرہ Ú©Û’ پاس ہے . یہ قوم یونہی تبدیلی Ú©Û’ خواب دیکھتی رہے Ú¯ÛŒ !
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  2. 12-08-2014, 09:13 AM #2
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    suno hworiginal - a serious joke
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  3. 12-08-2014, 12:52 PM #3
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    Baat tou sanjeeda hay...

    waqayii humaray mulk main woh nizam hii nahi hay jiss kay tehat aik Akhbar baichnay waala yaa aik bus conductor tak president ban jaata hay.....

    yahan tou hukumat wiraasat may mil rahii hay.... aur isi ka nateeja hay kay iss mulk main kitnay hii qabil log chaa kar bhii uss mansab-e-aala per faiz nahin ho saktay!!
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    ahaan sahi baat hai /up
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    Quote Originally Posted by thefire1 View Post
    Baat tou sanjeeda hay...

    waqayii humaray mulk main woh nizam hii nahi hay jiss kay tehat aik Akhbar baichnay waala yaa aik bus conductor tak president ban jaata hay.....

    yahan tou hukumat wiraasat may mil rahii hay.... aur isi ka nateeja hay kay iss mulk main kitnay hii qabil log chaa kar bhii uss mansab-e-aala per faiz nahin ho saktay!!
    balikol saii kaha dear aorr yehii almiya pakistann kii tarqii kii raahh mainn sabb sayy
    barii rakawatt haiiiiiiiiii





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    serious se Mujhe laga k

    ise ro ro k parhna hoga


    jahan Pakistan ki baat hai

    to Pakistan ka kuch nahi ho sakta

    jaise thefire1 ne kaha k Pakistani Hakumat nasl dar nasl chalti hai

    kiyon awam hi nahi chahti k Pakistan taraqi kare

    har kisi ko apne faaide ki paRi hui hai

    jahan faaida wahin vote

    jab tak apne mulk ka faaida nahi sochein ge kisi ka kuch nahi ho sakta
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