Dil Main Jawab

[Mohammad Sajid]

Pakistanio ke chand ahem sawalaat jin ke haqeeqi jawabaat sirf dil mein hi diye ja satke hain. . .
1- jab bas mein aik motay uncle aap ke paon par charh jayen
uncle : beta ziyada to nahe lagi ?
jawab : nahi uncle bohat maza aaya, aik baar phir chrhhin .
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2- jab aadhi raat ko neend se uth kar cal receive karen
caller : yaar so to nahi rahay thay
jawab : nahi to, late kar marnay ki practice kar raha tha
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3- jab aap ko ghar ya office ke land line par cal aaye
caller : kahan ho ?
jawab : market aaya hon, phone bhi gilaay mein latka kar laya hon
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4- jab aap baal chhootey karwa kar jayen
Mosoof : tum ne baal ktwaye hain ?
jawab : nahi, shayad khud hi andar chalay gaye
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5- jab aap kisi jagah pohnchain
maizban : aap aa gaye ?
jawab : nahi abhi rastay mein hon .

[Usm@n Butt]