Marriage woes

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Marriage woes!

It is the citadel of Granada, Spain built by the Muslim rulers of Granada in the 13th and 14th centuries. The name Alhambra translates as "Red Castle" in Arabic and was described by Moorish poets as "a pearl set in emeralds". It is one of the finest buildings in the architecture of Islam. From afar, it looks like a powerful fortress, but inside the walls it is more like a rambling fairy palace, with charming courtyards, fountains, slim colonnades, delicate decoration of walls and ceilings, and trees and flowers. Much of the original palace has disappeared (eight of the thirteen original towers, for instance) but the most famous features, like the Court of Lions, are not greatly different from the original design of the Muslim builders.

- Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.

- If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

- Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

-When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

- Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

- Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

- Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.

- A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

[~*guria*~]

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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thanks

[naz]

nice sharing.

[Sadaf Gondal]

thanx for sharing