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Thread: Jokes Competition January 2015

  1. 01-01-2015, 01:23 AM #1
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    2thumbsup Jokes Competition January 2015



    Is month main jokes comp main khuli chuti de rahe hon ke Joke aisa hona chahye jis per waqie hansi aye banda boley haan yaar yeh joke hai best tu challange hai bacho ache ache jokes share karo ..hansey hasaney wale



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  3. 08-01-2015, 07:23 PM #3
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  4. 12-01-2015, 08:43 PM #4
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    nice
  5. 16-01-2015, 11:07 PM #5
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    ریلوے اسٹیشن پر ایک آدمی بکنگ کلرک کے پاس گیا اور کہنے لگا کہ خیر میل کتنے بجے آئی گی ،
    کلرک نے جواب دیا کہ بس 30 منٹ میں پہنچ رہی ہے
    اس آدمی نے کہا اچھا پھر جلدی سے نور شاہ کا ایک ٹکٹ دے دیں
    کلرک نے ساری لسٹ دیکھ لی لیکن کہیں نور شاہ نام کا اسٹیشن نہ ملا ۔ تھک ہار کر اس نے مسافر سے پوچھا ، بھائی یہ نور شاہ ہے کہاں
    مسافر نے جواب دیا ۔
    وہ سامنے بینچ پر بیٹھا ہے
    کہاں اتنی سزائیں تھیں بھلا اس زندگانی میں
    ہزاروں گھر ہوئے روشن جو میرا دل جلا محسنؔ
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    2 larkyan bus main seat kay lye lar rhe theen..

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    kyun lar rhi ho... jo umar main bari hai wo beth jaye..

    bus phir kya...


    donon puray rastay khari rahen..

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    ..!!

  7. 17-01-2015, 11:34 AM #7
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    Romantic Moon Night

    Biwi (Chand ko dekhty hoay) : Jaan ! Ye chaand hai na !!
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    Biwi : Jaan ! Ye chaand hai na !!
    Husband : Han Janum.... Tum se zyada khobsorat nhi...
    Biwi (Chand ko dekhty hoay) : Jaan ! Ye chaand hai na !!
    Husband : Nhi kharboza tangya ve ( Melon is hanging in sky)
    Ani diye hor ki ve tenu nhi nazar anda pya !
  8. 24-01-2015, 12:56 AM #8
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    Wife:​
    Agr Main Gum Ho Jaon Tu Tum kya Kro Gaye?​


    SARDAR:    ​
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    Wife: Kya Likhwao Gaye?

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  9. 29-01-2015, 08:48 AM #9
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