Jokes Compitition April 2008

[Rani]

Asalam.o.Alaikum

Jokes Compitition Start Kiya Jarah Hai..

or Ab Se InshAllah Her Month Compitition Hoga..winner Ko SD shield Di Jaye Gi./rock

Is Bar Joke K Liye Topic rakha gaya hai "Sardar"

Sub Se Umeed Ki jate hai ke Miyari Jokes Share Karain Gay...Agar Koi Joke Munasib Na Hua Tu ussay Edit Kardiya Jaye Ga.

Sirf Sardar Per He Joke Share Kijeye Ga...

Agar Kisi Ne Kisi Or Topic Per Share Kiya Tu wo count Nahi Hoga.

RuLes:

1...Aik Member Aik Joke share Karsakta Hai.

2...Aik Joke jo PheLe Share Kiya Jachuka Hoga...wo Dobara Nahi Share Kiya Jaye Ga.

3...Joke submit Karne Ki Last Date 21 April Hai.

aap sab ki participation ka intazaar rahay ga

thanks

Rani

[ur_friend]

main bhi share kerta ho

[Rani]

haan na share karo na jaldi jaldi

[Rani]

here's one from my side



Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

[ur_friend]

Once sardar Jee saw a VERY SOHNI KURI in the market and thought......
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"KASH AY MERI MAA HONDI TEY MAIN V SOHNA HONDA"

[Rani]

good 1 friend

[naz]

nice jokes

[~*zaib*~]

nice jokes

[Rani]

zaib aap b share karo na

[~*Rano*~]

A Sarad g; on cycle,Accidently hits lady.
Lady: " Way Aneya breakan nayi maar sakda see?
Sardar g: " Sohneo Puri Cycle jo maar ditti aye"...