Jokes Compitition April 2008

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Assalam-o_Alikum WR WB

sardar ji london chaley gaey

taxi driver ne kaha sarar ji suna ha sikh bare bewakoof hote hain

sardar: nai tu

driver:1 sawal poochoon...

aaj se 25 saal pehle mere bap k ghar bacha paida hua wo na mera bhai tha na behen.batao wo kon tha.

sardar confused.

driver bewakoof wo main khud tha..

sardar apne mulak ja kar apne sathiyon se sawal poochta ha .....

aaj se 25 saal pehle mere bap k ghar bacha paida hua wo na mera bhai tha na behen.batao wo koun tha?

all sardars got confused....

sardr bas......

baiwakoofo..o london da taxi driver si

FeamNAllah

another good one

[Manoos Ajnabi]

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
this is my kid and this is my kidney.

[Rani]

here are the members who shared "mazay-daar jokes

1

Rani

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

2

ur_friend

Once sardar Jee saw a VERY SOHNI KURI in the market and thought......
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"KASH AY MERI MAA HONDI TEY MAIN V SOHNA HONDA"


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~*Dua*~

A Sarad g; on cycle,Accidently hits lady.
Lady: " Way Aneya breakan nayi maar sakda see?
Sardar g: " Sohneo Puri Cycle jo maar ditti aye"...


4

SiLenT ScReaM

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.


5

~*zaib*~


aik sardar sahib rastey main ja rahey thay k achanak un ki nazar aik wall per pari wahan likha tha ,,,,PERHNEy WALA KUTTA...

srdar ji ko bara gussa aaya (q k wo perh chukey thay) unhon ne usay remove ker k likh diya

likhney wala kutta......


6

shabbirh

Girl: Will u marry me?
Sardar G: Oh no ham apney relatives main shadi kartain hain. jaisey k mere mama ney merey papa se shadi ki. merey bhai ney meri bhabhi se ki. meri khala ney khaloo se ki aur main apni biwi se kroon ga


7

Bheegi-Palkain


sardar ji london chaley gaey

taxi driver ne kaha sarar ji suna ha sikh bare bewakoof hote hain

sardar: nai tu

driver:1 sawal poochoon...

aaj se 25 saal pehle mere bap k ghar bacha paida hua wo na mera bhai tha na behen.batao wo kon tha.

sardar confused.

driver bewakoof wo main khud tha..

sardar apne mulak ja kar apne sathiyon se sawal poochta ha .....

aaj se 25 saal pehle mere bap k ghar bacha paida hua wo na mera bhai tha na behen.batao wo koun tha?

all sardars got confused....

sardr bas......

baiwakoofo..o london da taxi driver si


8

jaanoo


AIK SARDAAR: YAAR YEH JOORAY KAHAAN BANTAY HAIN ???

DUSRA: AASMANOO PAY

PEHLA SARDAR: MAR GAYE !!! MAIN TO DARZI KO DAY AAYA HUN !!!


9

naz

Sardar Wife: Kal raat tumne mujhe neend mein gaaliyan di

Sardar: Tumhari galat fahami hai

Sardar Wife: Kaisi galat fahami?

Sardar: Yehi ki mein soya tha


10

Manoos Ajnabi

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
this is my kid and this is my kidney.

thnx every1 for ur participation

am now closing the thread