Jokes & Humor Competition November 2016

[naz]

Is Maah App Ko "Biwi" Per Jokes Share Karne Hain...





Rules:

Ek member ek hi baar share karay ga
Same aur edit sharing accept nahi hogi
Last date 28/11/2016 hai
Winner Admins decide karen gy.

[YouthFul]

[Pardasi]

[maya]

Eik shohar ny police cammando k lyn apply kiya...

Officer : "Ham ko aesi personality chahye jo


har waqat alert ho,
be raham aur hamesha hamley k lyne tayyar ho,
sun'nay, dedhanay or soonghny ki salahyat boht tez ho,
har waqat larnay, marnay ko tayyar ho,
kiya tum main ye khoobiyan hain???


Shohar : No sir,
.
.
.
Lakin kia meri BV apply kar sakti hai???

[muzafar ali]

Malang Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi hall batao.Malang: Beta, Hall hota to main malang kyun banta?

[naz]

Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe roz gift diya karte they,
ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband: Machhali pakarne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai!

[sheem]

Achii aur buri biwi mein kya farq hai?
Answer: Kya matlab?
Biwiyaan achii bhi hoti hai kya?!

[naz]

Closed