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    glass Jokes & Humor Competition September 2017



    Eid Mubarak
    Is Maah App Ko
    "Mehman"

    Per Jokes Share Karne Hain...





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    Same aur edit sharing accept nahi hogi
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    Winner Admins decide karen gy.

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    Wife:”Mehman Aa Rahe Hain Or Ghar Me Daal K Siva Kuch Nai .
    Husband:”Jab Wo Aaye To Kitchen Me 1 Bartan Girana,
    Me Pochu To Kehna Korma Gir Gaya.. .
    Phir Dosra Bartan Girana, Kehna Biryani Gir Gai..
    Fir Me Kahuga Chalo Daal Hi Le Aao… Tongue.Png
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    Mehmano K Aane K Bad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz Aai.. .
    Husbnd:”Kya Hua.. ??
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    Wife: “Maa Bahen Ek Hogayi….. Daal Hi Gir Gai

    ~~~☆☆☆☆☆~~~~♡♡♡♡~~~~


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    Quote Originally Posted by aliza View Post
    Wife:”Mehman Aa Rahe Hain Or Ghar Me Daal K Siva Kuch Nai .
    Husband:”Jab Wo Aaye To Kitchen Me 1 Bartan Girana,
    Me Pochu To Kehna Korma Gir Gaya.. .
    Phir Dosra Bartan Girana, Kehna Biryani Gir Gai..
    Fir Me Kahuga Chalo Daal Hi Le Aao… Tongue.Png
    .
    Mehmano K Aane K Bad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz Aai.. .
    Husbnd:”Kya Hua.. ??
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    Wife: “Maa Bahen Ek Hogayi….. Daal Hi Gir Gai

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    ایک شخص کسی Ú©Û’ ہاں مہمان گیا۔ وہاں ہر روز کھانے Ú©Ùˆ دال ہی ملتی تھی وہ بیچارہ دال کھا کھا کر تنگ آگیا۔ ایک دن وہ Ø+سب معمول دال روٹی کھا رہا تھا کہ میزبان Ù†Û’ پوچھا۔ آج چاند Ú©ÛŒ کونسی تاریخ ہے۔ مہمان جل کر بولا۔ چاند Ú©ÛŒ تاریخ تو پتہ نہیں البتہ دال Ú©ÛŒ آج بیس تاریخ ہے




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    Quote Originally Posted by naz View Post
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    Allah bachaye .. pathan ka mehman banny se

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Qaid-E-Tanhayi~ View Post
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    Ammi ka Kehne ka mtlb hai aur kitna khaoge ab jao bhi

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    Quote Originally Posted by aliza View Post


    Ammi ka Kehne ka mtlb hai aur kitna khaoge ab jao bhi
    Hahaha..

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    App log bhi part lain ... @Ishaal; @Azfer; @I_naumi; @jiya_komal; @SenoriTa;

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