Ek Hyderabadi damaad apne sasuraal Lucknow gaya…
Uske kaan pehle hi Lucknow ki tehzeeb aur tameez ke baare mein sun-sun kar pak gaye thy…
Tabhi saas aayi aur pucha “Shabbir Miyaan!!!
Zara yeh bataane ki takleef farmaye, ki aaj dastarkhaan ke vaste kya baigan sharif pakaa lu, yaa aap hazrat aalu nosh farmayenge, yaa fir bhindi mohtarma par nigaahe shauk frmaa dena pasand karenge ???
Hyderabadi damaad bola, ‘ Ammi-jaan mai toh gunehgaar banda hu… Aisi paakeza cheezon ke kaabil huich nai… Aap koi begairat sa
murga Jis k saath jangli khatti dal hi paka lo mere liye.