Love Letter

[Mohammad Sajid]

Dear My Sapno Ki Rani,



KYA KEHNA the first time I saw you, I asked my self HUM APKE HAI KAUN,

feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI so I decided to forward you a PUKAR from DIL SE.

I thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA…so with my DIL TO PAGAL HAI,

I dream to be your HERO No.1 and I’ll make you my BIWI No.1. You might think that I am fooling you

as BADAL but remember JHOOT BOLE KAWA KATE. Please JANAM SAMJA KARO

that PYAAR KOHI KHEL NAHIN and I admit that DIL DE CHUKE SANAM.

I trust AAP MERE HAI SANAM. I believe that HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN for HAMESHA. Remember JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI why not AA ABH LAUT CHALEIN

and you can come SAAJAN KI BAHON MEI. There is SIRF TUM in my life. If you say YES BOSS,

then I will become your JORU KA GULAM. Don’t worry be happy, DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA

because DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE.

KAHO NA PYAR HAI, MERE SANAM.



Yours Sincerely,



DEEWANA MASTANA.


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Here is the REPLY of the letter…



Dear Deewana Mastana,



Thank you for your love letter. However I feel HADH KUR DI AAPNE for HUM APKE HAI KAUN?

DIL CHAHTA HAI, I should tell you I think you’re a JAANWAR and a SHREE 420! I have to tell you

I know your MOHABBATEIN are false. How dare you look at me you COOLIE No. 1!

if you were here in front of me I’d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these YAADEIN.

You said KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI every time you think of me but I know you feel HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE to every girl you see. RAM JAANE what I’ll do to you if I catch you.

If you have any KHAUF you will feel DARR from me. You’re a KUNWARA leading a RANGEELA lifestyle, with friends saying CHAL MERE BHAI spending all your nights on the SARAK .

I am sure the SHOLAY in your heart you say burn for me is nothing but indigestion from too much eating

and drinking. Describing yourself as BAADSHAH and HIMMUTVAAR, you sound like JUNGLI to me.

You say you want to make me your BIWI No. 1 however I say you lack INSANIYAAT!

I cant believe you think I’ll turn to you and say KAHO NA PYAR HAI! I’d much rather kiss a BICHOO

than go near you! Any of AMER AKBAR ANTHONY would be better suited to me than you.

DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI.

Don’t you realize that ANDAZ APNA APNA and that their cant be no EK RISHTA between us.

We are like a MOHRA in the game of life and its always KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM.

The open FIZA with its changing weather is testament to that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELE TUM. Besides I’m already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN.

He’s no KHAL NAYAK like you. And he’s my real HERO, my real JIVAN SAATHI.

And with him I really know YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE and there can be no space in my ZINDAGI

for anyone but him. You’ll only end up causing an AFLATOON because he’s a MAJOR SAHAB

in the Army working on the BORDER and he’ll kill you if he finds out so save yourself from becoming

the foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me alone.



Yours Faithfully,



GHAR WALI BHAHAR WALI.

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