Teacher: (bachon se)

acha ye batao, din mein taaray kiu nahi nikaltay ?

aik bachay ne masoomiyat se jawaab dia :

sir, wo sooraj k raastay mein taang nahi araana chahtay........


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aik lambhi daari walay molvi sahab sykle pe ja rahay thay k aik khatoon se takraa gay..

khatoon bolein:
molvi sahab, itni lambi daaari rakhay huay hein , aur doosron se takraatay phir rahay hein, sharam nahi aati aapko?

wo molana bolay : baiti maaaf kerna, ye daaari hay , break nahi,,,,,,,,,,,,hah2ap - Break???

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aik boooray taajer ne apnay baitay se kaha
tum kitnay nalaaiq ho,
jabmein tumhari age ka tha, toh mein ne 50 rupay mahwaaar per
aik dukaan per nokri ki thi, aur 4 saal k arsa mein usi dukaan ka
maalik ban gia,

baitay ne kaha,
us waqt ki baat aur thi daidi, aaj kal her jaga baqaida hissaab rakha jata hay,,,,,,